понедельник, 24 сентября 2012
текст:
The Italian Man who went to malta
one day i"m going to the malta to big hotel
in the morning i'm going down to eat the breakfast
i tell the waiter "I want 2 pieces of toast"
She bring me only one piece
i telle "i want 2 piece"
she say "go to the toilet"
i say "you no understand i want 2 piece on my plate!"
she say"you better not piss on the plate you SON OF A B*TCH!"
i don't even know the lady and tshe call me son of a b*tch
later
i'm going to eat in the that biggest restaurant
the waiter bring me spoon and the knife but no fork
i telle "i want a fork"
she tell me "everybody wanna f*ck"
i telle "you no understand i wanna fork on the table"
she say "you better not f*ck on the table you SON OF A B*TCH!"
so i'm go back to my room in the hotel
and there is no sheet on the bed
"Call the manager i telle him i wanna sheet
he tell me "go to the toilet"
i say "you no understang i wanna sheet on my bed!"
he say "you better not shit on the bed you SON OF A B*TCH!"
i go to the check out and man in the desk say "peace on you "
i said"PISS ON YOU TO YOU SON OF A B*TCH , I'M GOING BACK TO THE ITALIA!"
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